My newest eJuggle article.

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Little Paul - - Parent

Another fantastic article as usual. It's interesting how many times that style of prop has been independently re-discovered.

DavidCain - - Parent

Thanks.

The Void - - Parent

Great stuff David, no less than we've come to expect from you.

No mention of my sterling work with onions and ladles at last summer's Guildford food fair? It's almost as if the word didn't get out. I must have words with my publicist...
;)

DavidCain - - Parent

I was saving that for my onion juggling article.

The Void - - Parent

Good call.

Little Paul - - Parent

I bet there's more to onion juggling than most would realise, once you start peeling back the layers

DavidCain - - Parent

Oh my. I think it would be worth it to put together an onion juggling routine just for the chance to use that joke.

Little Paul - - Parent

Do it! It'll have the audience in tears

Orinoco - - Parent

You could close with, "Thank you everyone that's shallot."

^Tom_ - - Parent

Don't forget to give credit where credit's due:
"Featuring jokes from LP, Orin et alium."

emilyw - - Parent

I don't have any onion jokes (sorry) but I enjoyed this excerpt from Wikipedia on onions:

"The ancient Egyptians worshipped it, believing its spherical shape and concentric rings symbolized eternal life.[16] Onions were even used in Egyptian burials, as evidenced by onion traces being found in the eye sockets of Ramesses IV"

JUST FOR REFERENCE, if I die, I do not want onions put in my eye sockets, thank you.

Little Paul - - Parent

You'd need an assistant from a Liverpudlian housing estate for the routine.

Just so you can ask the audience to welcome the scallion

 

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